We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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