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(917): View more from New York City

Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Her vagina smelled like chicken

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why do you say that

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chicken smells like everything

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(925): View more from California

his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.

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(708): View more from Illinois

This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.

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(206): View more from Washington

Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.

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(951): View more from California

Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me

(951): View more from California

Broooo

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