Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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