If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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