Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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