Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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