haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
