I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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