Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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