I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
