The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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