Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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