I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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