sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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