Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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