if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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