I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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