How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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