just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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