I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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