But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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