Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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