"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
then he tried to convert me to islam
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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