People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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