do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
