didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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