Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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