Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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