C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
