halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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