i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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