Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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