She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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