I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i now understand why vodka
I have already put on my inside pants.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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