god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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