I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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