I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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