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(425): View more from Washington

So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.

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(217): View more from Illinois

So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy

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(210): View more from Texas

Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?

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(989): View more from Michigan

I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.

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