totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My ass is underappreciated
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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