Non-Jews are for practice
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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