is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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