it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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