I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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