I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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