ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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