I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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