we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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