My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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