P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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