dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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