if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
