omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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