Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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