Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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