When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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